I need to get myself a pair of whatever underwear y'all are wearing. A three hour movie and not once did I see anyone need to remove the sand from inside their clothes; I spend three minutes at the beach and there’s not a single article of clothing sand hasn’t gotten into.
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023
Aquaman, Black Manta, Ocean Master… something about this seems very familiar
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
In many ways The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a typical Illumination production (which is by no means a bad thing). It has wonderful animation, a number of strong cast members, and is great fun for kids and families. But the true super star of the movie is the sheer number of video game references it manages to pack in to such a short runtime.
Also, to the game developers of Mario Kart; please create a track based on the Kong city in the Jungle Kingdom!
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Pathaan 2023
You want explosions? Pathaan has it!
You want Olympic level iceskating? Pathaan has it!
You want not just one really expensive, evil lair on top of a mountain, but instead a whole handful of them? Pathaan has it!Oh, and it also has a blue scarf wearing ninja, holographic projections, choreographed dancing, and entirely impractical hair style choices, just in case you wanted any of that as well!
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