martina

martina

the REAL suicidal cinephile
minor, she!her

Favorite films

  • Possession
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Bones and All

Recent activity

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  • Rebel Ridge

  • Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

  • High Fidelity

  • Aquamarine

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  • To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    YAKULT MENTION !!!!!!!!

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    i’ll just begin by saying, there’s clearly a reason i stopped watching marvel movies. took a chance on this because the cap movies were always my favorite and i love sam down but yeah this was very much not good! 
    i’ll start with the one thing that i did feel was well done, the fight choreography. i like how they gave sam a distinct and unique way of using the shield, and the first fight scene had a great combination…

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  • Grease

    Grease

    ½

    i absolutely hate this movie???? like with a passion??? why the fuck is it so popular??? it’s just sandy getting mad at danny for being embarrassed that he likes her so he acts like a dick so that he doesn’t show it and then her changing herself so that he’ll date her and then doing that like four more time before she finally changed herself completely for him???? this movie just fills me with like disgust, i’ll give it that some of the songs are ok but other than that this movie is absolute horse shit.

  • A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story

    ★★★½

    the most popular guy in school worked at a car wash and you’re telling me they made fun of her because she worked in a cool ass eighties style diner????