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Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001
I wanted to be blinded by nostalgia and love it as much as I used to but no,
This movie has dirty crack house vibes. Somewhere in the world there is a child in a dirty crack house who watches this as a 2008 camrip on a burnt disc on repeat while their parents smoke crack.
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Stalker 1979
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I love this idea that desire isn’t pure, that it doesn’t come solely from the inside, that it originates from a clash with something outside the self. Perhaps this is why the Writer and the Professor can’t go into the room that will grant their deepest desire — at some level they know that their desire is impure, that they don’t actually want what they think they want, and being confronted with the truth of their desire would be…
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Alien: Romulus 2024
First third of the movie is great, subtle and anticipating - a calm before the storm. The last two thirds is an action packed body horror thrill with awkward dialogue picked straight from some inbred dingus, example:
Horror beyond human fucking comprehension and this bitch goes "FUCK YOU BITCH"Props to the environment artist, they nailed it.
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