This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I was promised hanging dong, I received porn starches.
So I saw Noseferatu 2024.
My feelings are complicated. Overall it's a fantastically made film with some of the best acting of Nicholas Holt and Lily Rose Depps career. Eggers uses candle light and fire place flames to really gives this ominous approach in so many scenes that really add this overwhelming feeling of dread. It's just a shame that he then comrinually undercuts this with jump scares and really stylish…
I saw it back to back with 2. It's not as good as two but much better than 1 and the shorts.
🍗❤️
This movie is incredibly uneven and throughly ruined KFC for me.
Demi Moore cements herself as a horror icon in this movie that isn't as funny or smart as it believes itself to be but wins me over with some amazing performances and insane body horror practical effects. Not a masterpiece or anything I'll see again, but something that will sit with me like a bucket of chicken sits in an old dumpster, being picked over by the best of us street trash and consumed with in the middle of the night when no one's around.
The worlds drunkest doctor fights magical crime on Halloween.
