I like dumb movies and will proceed to use the word "superb" in every review.
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Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008
It feels like a 1.5 hour long Paramore video inspired by Twilight. Shocking and disgusting and fabulous. I have come out of this movie much worse as a person. A real banger.
Do I know what happened? No? Did I twerk my stupid little emo ass to it? Hell yes!
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Rise of the Guardians 2012
Go off you little gay people!!!! Jude Law is an annoyingly hot villain. Naturally I cried many times throughout this movie for reasons that can only be prescribed to childlike wonder. Some real beautiful animation too. Can’t believe you all let me sleep on this for so long. Certainly belongs on the rewatch list
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009
Me watching this movie in middle school: Why is Bella sitting in her room alone for months in a row? How can she be that sad?
Me at age 20: oh
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How to Train Your Dragon 2010
I cannot BELIEVE it took me 10 years to watch this. It’s stupidly heartwarming. I can’t explain why but it’s absolutely deserving of 5 stars. It’s beautiful and soft and wonderful and T O O T H L E S S
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