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Movies are actually terrible, you have a lower intelligence than I do if you like them.

Favorite films

  • Occupational Hazards
  • Die Hard
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • The Lighthouse

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  • Uncharted: Sic Parvis Magna

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Will

    ★★½

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    ★★★

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  • Uncharted: Sic Parvis Magna

    Uncharted: Sic Parvis Magna

    That’s a lot of cheese

    Axel “Mother Fucking” Williams. Axel Williams is so cool guys.

    Could’ve done without the ai generated music every 5 minutes

    I’m not sure if I can say this is a better movie than the Oxus Redemption but it sure is more entertaining

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    ★★★

    There’s an orangutan in this movie that smokes a cigar. Now you may think that it would upset me that in a movie with so many different drugs in it that it would be missed potential not to see him try out some lsd or ether. However I believe that it was intentional decision by the filmmakers to limit the orangutan’s consumption of narcotics to a mere cigar. Contrast to our main characters, who use and abuse every drug they…

  • Stage Beauty

    Stage Beauty

    ★★½

    Woman enters male dominated field
    Misogynistic gay man crashes out
    Woman teaches gay man how to be straight
    Gay man teaches woman how to be a woman