UkiahBarrie

UkiahBarrie

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Tarzan

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★

  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★★

  • Red One

  • Flow

    ★★★½

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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★

    As a child of the 90s,
    I’m sad to admit
    I’m the target audience 


    Hasn’t been this much rizz in
    Minneapolis
    Since the Artist known as Prince

  • Red One

    Red One

    The pitch meeting must have been:
    “What if Men in Black,
    but we make it Man in Red?”

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★

    On a scale of 1 to SLAY,
    I’d say Damien
    is the Apex Predator 

    ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

    The LIGHTING.

    The COSTUMES.

    The AULI’I CRAVALHO OF IT ALL.

    The whole cast absolutely delivers, making performances their own while still paying homage to the OG movie and the Broadway show. Loved all the little Easter eggs throughout

    BUT.

    Jaquel Spivey, whom I had the IMMENSE pleasure of seeing in Strange Loop on Broadway, is underutilized but gets a truly chortle-inducing spotlight moment at the talent show that is worth the price of admission in and of itself.

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★★

    Any other film that tries
    to outdo Marcel
    has some big—small—shoes to fill

    ⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️

    I’m a sucker for any story that is told from the smol perspective (e.g. Bluey, Ramona Quimby, etc). I think adults (myself included) often forget how unfathomably enormous and overwhelming simply existing in this world is when it is not built with you in mind. However, being too small for the world in general also grants you the opportunity to innovate and to appreciate the things…