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Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  It takes a certain unique level of skill to take a really good concept and execute it so terribly

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Okay so there’s this gorge right. It’s like.. a big hole. Like imagine two cliffs facing each other? Like if you dug really deep for a long time, one could even say… a cavern? A gully? Fissure? Crater? 
  Anyways that’s it. That’s the whole movie. (but add really shit acting)

Popular reviews

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  End of Watch 2012

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  There’s not a single aspect abt this movie that I should have liked but… I liked it

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  Why Him? 2016

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  I only watched the entirety of this film out of spite and  it was honestly so fucking bad it genuinely made my day considerably worse having consumed it

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