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  • The Elephant Man
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Brokeback Mountain

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  • Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future

    ★★★½

  • Zoolander

    ★★★★★

  • Striking Daughter

    ★★★★★

  • My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

    ½

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  • Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future

    Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future

    ★★★½

    i thought the sets and editing in this went fucking crazyyy hard

  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★★★

    I Really liked this movie, but I am here to write a review exclusively complaining about the female love interest. There was little to no chemistry between her and Stiller and if this movie hadn't been created in 2001, they could have cut her out of the plot altogether and made Hansel and Zoolander a pair. Because lets be honest this is a f*g movie chock full of f*g tension!!!!!

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