Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Boy Kills World 2023

  Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Not good!

• 

  Malignant 2021

  Watched 05 Jan 2023

  DJ: fucking James Wan. Won't let the nu metal horror intro die.
  Me: when you're right, you're right

Popular reviews

• 

  Colossal 2016

  Watched 28 Jan 2018

  This was like someone who had no business making an art movie tried to make an art movie and hired a bunch of actors that shouldn't be in an art movie and then they failed at making an art movie.

  The whole time I felt like it had something it wanted to say about addiction or mental health but then it never did.

• 

  Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood 1988

  Watched 13 Aug 2021

  Carrie vs. Jason or Murder Matilda?