Can't believe I didn't clock Bradley Cooper as Marlamin before. And In a very funny movie, I love seeing a straightman (Xenk) get some of the best laughs. Are there valid criticisms you could make of this movie? Of course but I'm simply not going to entertain their existence
Also definitely going to make my PCs play out attunement for big items henceforth. Consider yourselves warned!
There's too much I love here about to write it coherently:
- the Edoras theme, are you kidding me Howard Shore??
- Helm's Deep is really peerless in cinema, I really can't think of anything else quite like it
- There's so many good swords in this series, and I think Theoden's is underrated
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I have watched Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus 14 times (well I guess 15 now. Spoilers!), which I assume is more than anyone else alive. I hope so. No one else needs to bear this burden. Of anyone out there, surely I should have prepared for this. Surely I, survivor of these great trials, could have escaped this relatively unscathed.
Wow to you. Woe to all. Woe to reason.
The scale of laziness and incompetence on display here is staggering. It…
iconic in the truest sense of the word. One of the most evocative scores ever, incredible action sequences, and a frankly astonishing number of absolutely raw lines. So excited to be rewatching these, with the added treat of watching with someone who's never seen them before!
