Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Having the Elephant Man host a New Year’s Eve special might sound good In theory, until everyone starts talking (or shrieking) about the elephant in the room.

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  Gummo 1997

  ★★½ Rewatched 28 Jan 2025

  I forgot how disgusting this movie was. I need a shower and a few hours to comfort my cats.

Popular reviews

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  Silent Night 2023

  ★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023

  At least there wasn’t a slow motion shot of pigeons.

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  Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Nov 2023 1

  Nobody should ever direct a documentary that is about themselves. Objectivity goes out the window.