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Babygirl 2024
Hated the ending but my pussy was chewing holes in my boxers the entire movie ngl. Got nothing intelligent to say about this one. Shoutout Dylan and Zach for getting a bunch of friends-of-friends together to watch 2 hours of hardcore-softcore and then missing it due to a medical crisis, objectively the funniest possible outcome.
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
Listen I know the first movie set the bar high, but r u fucking kidding me. No more multiverse. No more time skipping. Also, the entirety of the first and second movies are about wade’s utter devotion to Vanessa, and to spend less than 3 minutes explaining “we broke up bc Wade depressed” ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????
It was nice to see deadpool and wolverine together but that. Sucked. Also not a great film if you’re not a deeply entrenched marvel fan, and quite frankly deadpool is the only marvel character I know anything about or care about.Translated from by -
I Saw the TV Glow 2024
I feel like Peter Griffin in the flooded panic room saying that I didn’t like this movie. Like… at all. And if I’m being honest I think if I hadn’t been primed I would’ve missed the trans allegory. 1 star for Fred Durst though.
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