Uncut Ham

Uncut Ham

I wish tigers weren't mean.

Favorite films

  • Under the Silver Lake
  • The Lighthouse
  • The War on Christmas: A Measured Response
  • La Haine

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  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★½

  • I, Olga Hepnarova

    ★★★½

  • I Am Not a Witch

    ★★★★

  • Fast X

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  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★½

    I was curious to check out this new in-game Grand Theft Auto 5 film for the exact reason I just now mentioned. Of course, a film debuting at the SXSW Film Festival whilst competing for awards and presented fully online a contemporary video game has to be at least worth watching, right? Well, it is... if you enjoy painfully boring YouTuber-esque role-playing content.

    Grand Theft Hamlet does not justify its own existence, other than to pander to terminally online gamers…

  • I, Olga Hepnarova

    I, Olga Hepnarova

    ★★★½

    Yet another character study that has peaked my interest. I, Olga Hepnarová delivers a slow, methodical, and psychosexual narrative about a young sociopath on the verge of committing an actual mass murder. I was not familiar with the backstory preceding this film, as I am sure most people going into it were not either. Despite this, the film did a great job of highlighting the main character's psyche and motivations leading up to the tragedy. So much so I that…

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  • The New Guy

    The New Guy

    ★★★★★

    When going into a film such as The New Guy, it should come as no surprise the best part of the film is its tone. It rides a line of being an experimental art movie while also not taking itself too seriously. Truly a masterpiece that will shines its endeavors with generations to come.

  • About Dry Grasses

    About Dry Grasses

    ★★★★½

    I picked up the Janus special edition Blu Ray from the Criterion Collection for About Dry Grasses, as I felt that my first film experience of Nuri Bilge Ceylan's latest project should be special. Going into it I knew that he was a director that cared about his visuals as well as hosting a variety of environments. Consequently, About Dry Grasses delivers some of the best cinematography of the decade thus far.

    Each scene provides great lighting and framing, especially…

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