undeaddogteeth

undeaddogteeth

I love confidently having the wrong opinions on films

Favorite films

  • Blade
  • The Thing
  • Hellboy
  • Grosse Pointe Blank

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  • The Crow

  • Lone Survivor

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

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  • The Crow

    The Crow

    no clue what happened because I was reading fight club but this counts as a watch anyway

  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    WHY IS JSCHLATT IN THIS

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★★

    Me when I crack the key to the monkey of crushing grief and unresolved childhood trauma

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    shadow has got the SHARPEST eyeliner and it doesnt smudge ONCE