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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan
  • Desert Hearts
  • Saving Face

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  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

  • Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence

  • The Imp

  • The Imp

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  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    ★★★★★

    Euphoria has done so much for me. It revitalized my understanding of sexual dynamics, something I never got the chance to ever explore for myself. Until this year (2021) I never realized I was a woman, I was too busy struggling to understand my place that I never had the opportunity to break out of my mold and find even more of myself. With Euphoria I got to see how people interact, with each other and how despite the complications,…

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    The History of the Seattle Mariners

    ★★★★★

    Unlike The Last Dance, I actually have a personal stake in this. Growing up I watched a lot of the Seattle Mariners, I saw Ichiro, Raul Ibanez, and Edgar Martinez. I remember their names being loudly announced by Dave Niehaus, the excitement at Safeco Field, and eating a large chili dog. At some point I tuned out of watching baseball, but I have some memorabilia from that era: I know I have an Ichiro bobblehead from those special events and…

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  • The Imp

    The Imp

    An unfortunate man with an unfortunate fate. Full of great lighting and use of fog machines, the angles all elevate this to some spine chilling sequences. We got monks with toads, otherworldly possession, and hallucinations, marks of a fun time. Favorite character is Fatty by far.

  • The Imp

    The Imp

    Hong Kong giallo where I genuinely could not keep track of what everyone’s problem was. Many sex scenes that felt like filling a quota. Horror stuff is lots of fun!

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  • The Eye

    The Eye

    ★★★

    If the eye surgery is what makes her see ghosts, why can she hear them?.....

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★½

    The second I had a grasp on this film, it wiggles away and changes the game. When I was playing chess, Mulholland Drive switches to checkers. I'm sure there's an hour long explanation video that will put everything into perceptive, but honestly I don't think you need to understand. After all, when have dreams ever been easy to understand? What matters the most is the emotions we find, for those are the strongest catalysts for our actions.