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Favorite films

  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Mysterious Skin
  • The Piano Teacher
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

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  • The Secret of Kells

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Y Tu Mamá También

    ★★★

  • Lolita

    ½

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  • The Secret of Kells

    The Secret of Kells

    ★★½

    Oh I’m unsatisfied

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    It was ok. Laughed a lot out loud but I truly just feel like it was dragged out but also really rushed at the same time .? I think that Bong tried to do a lot and because of that he didn’t commit to really anything. Plot was all over the place. I did really like Naomi and Rob’s performances and I think that their chemistry was probably one of the few good things about this movie.. Would have gagged for more scenes between them .. 🧚🏼 But overall underwhelmed 

    Toni was really funny too.. love herrrr

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ½

    after watching explanations I still rate this movie low because david lynch doesn’t give the average viewer enough context to truly understand this film, making this movie feel incomplete and leaves everyone with multiple questions. you quite literally can’t understand/fully grasp off of a first watch blind so this is mikes away from being the “best film of all time” and anyone who thinks otherwise if probably a pseduo-intellectual explainer. 

    crazy gay naomi watts is the only reason this doesn’t have 0 stars. if you want to watch a mindtrip watch shutter island or even memento or inception or fight club or literally anything else.

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    they should all have a threesome & call it a day