Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloody Axe Wound 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I enjoyed this to start with, but after a while it felt like it fell right back into generic boring slasher territory. I love the concept but the execution just left a lot to be desired, not to mention the pretty glaring plot hole of who the fuck is filming these movies in universe???

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Much to my surprise I actually found myself somewhat charmed and entertained by this! The leads have cute chemistry and it’s generally quite fun with the holiday themed stuff, even though I do think some of the comedy is next level terrible. I’ve seen some complaints about the killer reveal but honestly it works for me, it’s pretty different and I feel like it’s rare for a slasher to be able to do that nowadays. Generally it’s probably a bit formulaic but sometimes I just enjoy an entertaining slasher. 

  That being said, I did not pay for this and fuck spyglass!

Popular reviews

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  Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jun 2021

  You all know how much I love murder mystery stuff and I strongly dislike how little Batman’s detective work has been focused on in media outside of comics, so it was a pleasant surprise to me that this movie had both. There’s some serious Seven vibes here and the story is gripping the whole way through. I loved seeing Batman learning how to become a detective better 

  All of the characters are voiced really well and it’s nice to see…

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  Midnight Mass 2021

  ★★★★★ Added 3

  Mike Flanagan really directed:

  -Three of the most emotionally rich horror shows you’ll ever see with stories that explore themes that aren’t usually explored this deeply in horror projects
  -A sequel to The Shining (one of the best horror films EVER) that manages to be faithful to the book it’s based on and the universe it takes place in
  -An adaptation of a Stephen King book that was considered unable to be put onto the screen
  -A solid, original, creative slasher movie 
  -Several other original horror projects

  The best modern horror creator <3