unicornachos

unicornachos

Favorite films

  • The Shape of Water
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • Challengers
  • And Then We Danced

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★

  • Ne Zha

    ★★★

  • Nightbitch

    ★★★½

  • Blue Period

    ★★★½

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★

    4 stars for enjoyment lmfaooo. Truly an inexplicable movie? I felt like I was in lesbian Fargo

  • Ne Zha

    Ne Zha

    ★★★

    Sooooo they're literally soulmates right!!!????!!!!??

    Why was Nezha's mum Like That omg

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  • Mansfield Park

    Mansfield Park

    ½

    This film had the makings of a fun and enjoyable period romcom until it decided to attempt to address the slave trade in the 1800's indelicately and without any care to the point that I was deeply, deeply uncomfortable by the end of this movie.
    E.g. Bizarrely, the closing words of the movie after the regular romantic confession scene are a joke about the patriarch of the family moving away from making money from one type of slave trade to another. I can't. I can't even. Don't watch it unless you want to be furious

  • North & South

    North & South

    ★★

    This series was literally just about a class traitor and a centrist feeling good about themselves for having morals????

    Mr. Thornton had every opportunity to sit down with his workers, explain to them what was happening with the business, and offer them co-leadership and co-ownership of the product they themselves produce. Even when he was dragged kicking and screaming to give a union leader work again (at the same wage he was originally striking to improve) he still told the…

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