cassie

cassie

roger ebert if he was 18 and annoying 

lover of trash

Favorite films

  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Finding Nemo
  • Psycho
  • The Wicker Man

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  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    ★★★½

  • They Shall Not Grow Old

    ★★★★

  • Your Monster

    ★★★½

  • X2

    ★★★½

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  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    X-Men: The Last Stand

    ★★★½

    logan and jean are situationship final boss

    ALSO JUGGERNAUT ISNT A MUTANT WHY IS HE A MUTANT IN THIS MOVIE THIS FACT UPSETS ME

  • Your Monster

    Your Monster

    ★★★½

    top 5 crash outs in film and top 3 horror dance sequence (behind fresh and slumber party massacre 2 ofc)

    monster fuckers its your time!!!! this is so funny i love melissa barrera and WOW i love the pacing it wasnt too fast but was speedy enough to be so so interesting!!! this is like the only time “modern” dialogue has not been extremely cringe and is actually just so funny and natural and i love! that!

    my only complaint…

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  • Fantastic Beasts: A Natural History

    Fantastic Beasts: A Natural History

    ★★★

    good stuff fuck you jk rowling

  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

    this movie showed me that i can recognize daveed diggs’ voice anywhere

    beautifully shot, it took a long time for the pov shot to grow on me but by the end i appreciated it. i love the colouring and composition of these shots, and the last 20 minutes were so scary and sad and tragic (the whole movie was but the finale stuck with me specifically)