Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  Added 2

  My favourite scene of all time.

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  Deerskin 2019

  Watched 05 May 2024

  This is a deerskin jacket. And for me it's a symbol of my hootin' and my belief in personal hollerin'.

Recent reviews

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  Girl - Yeah Right! 2003

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  oh wow. check out that front salad back salad front blunt. like woooow. I know it's been done but wowwww.

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  Hawk Jones 1986

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Bugsy Malone (1979) as a SOV riff on an 80's buddy cop movies.

  The acting is a lot worse than in Bugsy Malone but I think that ultimately works in its favour. It's like a middle school play where the kids are holding back laughter and look like they barely know their lines. Some of them are real hams too! It's cute. Bugsy Malone actually got some decent performances out of the kids...but to what end? I'm not trying to…

Popular reviews

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  Bugsy Malone 1976

  Watched 16 Mar 2025 2

  Horrible casting. I would suggest the following changes:

  - Gonzo as Bugsy Malone
  - Camilla the Chicken as Blousey Brown (performer with dreams of Hollywood)
  - Miss Piggy as Fat Sam Staccetto (gangster/speakeasy owner)
  - Kermit the Frog as Knuckles (Fat Sam's only minion for most of the movie)
  - Bernadette Peters as Tallulah (Bugsy Malone's old flame)
  - Paul Williams as Dandy Dan (rival gang boss)
  - Rowlf the Dog as Razzamatazz (Fat Sam's pianist)
  - Fozzie Bear as…

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  The Smile Man 2013

  Watched 28 Apr 2024

  An accurate recreation of my face whenever my boy Willy is on the screen.