they’re calling it the first movie to get better by being in development hell. truthfully, i don’t think this would’ve landed the same way had it released when it was initially announced.
this is easily the best live-action remake disney has ever done. that’s not a very high bar, admittedly, but i would dare to say this exits remake territory & approaches the adaptation zone. Zegler is a powerhouse as snow white, she’s effortless in taking the role to a natural…
i adore this movie. it’s unique among the films i’ve watched that as soon as i finish it the only thing i want to do is start it over.
it’s just such a measured, deliberate approach to faith, uncertainty, & life. i think we would all be better, kinder people if we embodied its central thesis
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it has all the subtleties of a runaway freight train, which sounds bad, until you realize the tracks can handle the speed & you’re strapped in along for the ride. Quaid, Qualley, & Moore are all giving defining performances, just absolutely ripping through their scenes with such measured strikes. Quaid particularly embodies such a slimy, freakish devil that every time you hear the deep thump of his boot-heels against the ground your hair stands on edge. Moore’s descent into madness…
