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Y Tu Mamá También 2001
I’m not kidding when I say that this movie has the greatest title drop of all time HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHA
Luisa ohhh my gawdd hshsshspshsk🫦🫦🫦🥵🥵🥵
Filled with horny af moments (and Luisa feet shots XDDDD), but her consoling both men❌ man-children✅ when they were finished in like 10 seconds was the cherry on top 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Also Luisa dropping bombshells during THAT fight scene🤌🏻💣🔥
“Who cares who you fucked when you both come in 10 seconds” That has got to be a Geneva Convention…Translated from by -
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Jab We Met 2007
YAAAAAR YEH KYUN DEKHLI AAAAAAA. THIS MOVIE IS LITERALLY YEARNING BHAI. LAUGHTER TO SADNESS TO ANGER TO IMMA KMS SCENES. I DONT REMEMBER EXPERIENCING ITNE EMOTIONS IN A BOLLY MOVIE SINCE LAPAATAA LADIES
Last I saw this was probably 12-13 years ago in 6th/7th std i think, and i clearly remember not understanding 3 ghante ka hotel kyun liya, hotel se kyun bhaagre, police raid kyun maar ri and all that ahahahahhahhaha
Bhai yaar i was so fucking invested. What…
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Love Aaj Kal 2009
If you’re wondering why this review is in Punjabi—blame it on a very specific mentally unstable-autistic-muy baja influence
Yaar pata ni kyu, par jiddan hi ajj dinn chadeya bajna chalu hoya, meri akhan ch paani aa gaya Pritam te rahat fateh ali khan ah kiddan da gaana banata🤌🏻…
………Tennu dill da vaastaa😭😭
Ainvayi jehi movie par ehne sohne gaane🤌🏻
Starting te Yehhh Doooooriyaaaan fer the thing i just poured my heart out about fer Main Kya Hun
And end vich
aahun aahun aahun
aahun aahun aahun
aahun aahun aahun aahun aahun aahun aahun🕺💃🏻