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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024

  I liked the parts where paul dano was whimpering and my friend liked when jake gyllenhaal was throwing stuff around (we're both celibate) but overall it was a bad movie

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  The Menu 2022

  ½ Watched 12 Feb 2023

  now lets do it for real with all the bitch actors who starred in this

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  Ruby Sparks 2012

  ★ Watched 12 Feb 2023

  nooo! bad paul dano! *spray bottle squirt* *squirt* *squirt*

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  Girl, Interrupted 1999

  ½ Watched 12 Feb 2023

  this movie sucks major balls

  would stick james mangold in a rosenhan experiment for recompense if i could

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