Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spaghettiman 2016

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The greatest 1 star review I could possibly keave

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  "he wants you to end it"

Popular reviews

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  The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978

  ½ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  George Lucas wanted to do Fantastic Planet meets Casablanca meets He-Man as a slow burn but unfortunately he was on fuck tons of coke and LSD. It should require a content warning: if you watch this you will want to kill yourself.

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2023

  I like it but not how other guys like it, I swear. I know it's a critique of toxic masculinity. You gotta believe me.

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