Sarah

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full time bookslinger, full time dyke, full time Muppets lover 🪩🌈

Favorite films

  • The Muppet Movie
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Jennifer's Body

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Greenberg

    ★★½

  • Kate & Leopold

    ★★★

  • They Came Together

    ★★½

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  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★★

    If someone ever asks me to explain my gender to them I'm just going to refer them to Beef's performance during this movie.

  • The Muppets Take Manhattan

    The Muppets Take Manhattan

    ★★★★½

    Gonzo and Camilla are butch/femme representation and I won't take any criticism on that.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    The peopleneed a creeper plushie
    * It's me, I'm the the people

  • They Came Together

    They Came Together

    ★★½

    This feels like one of those movie parodies that made on 30 Rock except it's 83 mins long

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  • Nerdy Prudes Must Die

    Nerdy Prudes Must Die

    ★★★★★

    "does your phone plan cover calls to hell?”
    “hell?”
    “she's bisexual and dead, where else would she be?"

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★★★

    I feel like I got what I was expecting with this movie. Rami Malek did a good job, the editing felt so choppy (honestly surprised that it's up for awards in that category), and the movie felt too long. Didn't really feel groundbreaking but I understand why it's up for Best Picture.