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  Sorority Row 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Ellie, you’re being borderline retarded right now.

  Her surviving is so funny. She snitched on them and did almost nothing the entire movie. Maggie has also got to be the most useless character in this. Love those brutal kills, and Jessica was really THAT b!tch.

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  they were bumpin' that

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  I bet his meat does taste fine.

  #MacaronIsNotASin #Multiples

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  Close 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2025

  That’s what you get for leaving your best friend behind otw to school. It was his last straw, bitch.

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