Fucking awful. We get it. Willem dafoe is a funny wrinkly cunt and Tod’s a great actor. But my fucking god you’ve got to give me something that’s not just a massive fucking wankoff.
Wouldn’t be fucking surprised if it was a practical joke to deliberately make a movie so shite and see how many of the sort of cunts who’d look at a pickled shark and think it’s art would go raving about how great it is.
Oh and if you fall asleep in a film TWICE, it’s shit. Simple as.