Jack Teague

Jack Teague

Favorite films

  • Titane
  • Rye Lane
  • Night and the City
  • Fear City: A Family-Style Comedy

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  • Donnie Brasco

    ★★★

  • The Untouchables

    ★★★½

  • The Siege

    ★★★½

  • Twins

    ★★★

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  • Donnie Brasco

    Donnie Brasco

    ★★★

    If you enjoy goombahs and gats, hard not to like this -- it throws just about every mob cliche at your head like a hammer.

    Depp is kind of nothing and Madsen is a glowering hulk. Pacino is too old to be believable as a hitman (when almost everybody else in his outfit is considerably younger) but still drawing on that wild bluster that makes him more compelling than 90% of actors. His Lefty is the only character I wouldn't…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    When was the last time a director made this bad of a follow-up to a Best Picture winner?

    Seeing some of the reviews out in the world calling this "original" or "unpredictable" and I have to totally disagree. This movie wears its heart on its sleeve, there are no surprise heroes or villains or messages (except perhaps for a single moment at the very end of the movie which is basically inexplicable without doing all the legwork yourself), and Bong…

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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★

    WHY ISN'T NETFLIX DISTRIBUTING MORE STUFF LIKE THIS? (Side note: why do I only review Netflix movies?)

    "The Babysitter" is by no means a perfect horror-comedy, okay? The main character, Cole (Judah Lewis), can't really act; a few plot turns just don't make sense (seriously, more than an hour of this movie shouldn't have happened); the dialogue only works about half the time. But in a recent review of "Game Over, Man!" I made the point that Netflix needs to…

  • Macao

    Macao

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.