Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Suitcase Killer: The Melanie McGuire Story 2022

  ★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Her fuckbuddy is the creepiest motherfucker and he didn’t even kill anyone

  Guys, I love Lifetime movies

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  All That Heaven Allows 1955

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Her doctor gagged her more than mine did when he said I have matronly breasts

Popular reviews

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  Memoria 2021

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025 1

  Get Out but it’s Tilda Swinton psychologically appropriating a Latino man’s memories through sound.

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  www.RachelOrmont.com 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I fucking hate Dimes Square