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Recent reviews

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  Dorchester's Revenge: The Return of Crinoline Head 2014

  ★½ Watched 04 Oct 2015

  I just wanted to enjoy this so much. I wanted it to have the fun I found in Hatchet. However, I didn't even finish this yet. I have to complain. Actors...what are you doing? All wrong. The students, the drag queens (their dialogue is so forced). I hate the delivery. I know I didn't make the film, but slasher flick was the way to go, nostalgia. It's there, constantly waiting for someone to do something with it. No fun blood.…

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  House on Haunted Hill 1959

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Oct 2015

  I love Vincent Price.

Popular reviews

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  Children of God: Lost and Found 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Sep 2015

  Ugh. These horrible, disgusting bastards. How could you destroy children like this?

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  The Death Factory: Bloodletting 2008

  ★ Watched 14 Sep 2015

  I didn't even bother finishing it. I was pretty sleepy because I was bored and could not have cared less about anything that happened at all, not even just what happened to the characters.

  What was the point of little miss demon teeth knife hands? I just re read that sentence and I know I was as disinterested as I could possibly be.

  Something went very wrong here for me to care so little that I quit watching to clean…