Professional film critic.
My pronouns are Your Majesty and Your Excellency.
I guess I’m getting old and cranky and now I prefer sad endings, so fuck this movie.
The worst movie of all time, it has everything:
Bad cast, bad performances, bad plot, bad dialogues. There’s only one coherent thing in the movie and it’s Javier Bardem (the worst actor in the world) playing the worst character in the world haha. Not even Jenny Lawrence saving this garbage from the half star.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow lost her head, haha.