Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I’ve never been more confident that I something was made to be a tax write off.

  Juliette Lewis is my new favorite actress. She either doesn’t give a flying fuck, or is trying really hard.

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Why does Warner Bros. hate the Looney Tunes?

Popular reviews

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  Haunted Lighthouse 4-D 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2004

  Fun fact: when the shark popped out of the painting, I had to be escorted out of the theater crying.

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  The Christmas List 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2019

  This film is so corny, and sugar sweet, and cliched, but you know what? I fucking love this movie more than some best picture winners.