UweBollfan1

UweBollfan1

I base my ratings 100% on subjective experience

Favorite quote:
"Mein Kampf is objectively better than the bible"
-Bob Dylan

Favorite films

  • Kronk's New Groove
  • 8½
  • Commando

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  • Zardoz

    ★★★

  • God's Not Dead

    ★★★★½

  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★★½

  • Chicken Little

    ★★★½

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  • Zardoz

    Zardoz

    ★★★

    I thought this was much deeper than any Chris Nolan film (whom is known for making very deep films).

    I also liked how James Bond was sporting a funky mustache in this one. Other than that it is pretty much your standard Bond flick.

  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead

    ★★★★½

    91/100
    As a proud atheist I loved seeing this epic ironic meta movie parodying dumb brainwashed christians. I almost enjoyed it as much as I love creating brainwashed christian families in the Sims 3 and then burning their house down lol good luck praying now neanderthals

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  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    ★★★★★

    great movie about friendship and family

    TRIGGER WARNING:
    Rape
    Incest
    Slavery
    Misogyny
    Scientific misogyny
    Misogyny apologism

  • Chicken Little

    Chicken Little

    ★★★½

    Really underrated movie imo. The epic spice girls references were funny and the fish with downs-syndrome was hilarious. only complaints are that the duck was ugly and that IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 'LITTLE CHICKEN', NOT 'CHICKEN LITTLE'. seriously disney are fucking retarded lmao

    Trigger warning:
    racist, misogynist, rape jokes, lynching jokes, and their "scandalous" humour is just poop jokes made hip with words like "nigger ass".