This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is not a 'good' movie. The accents are hilariously bad, the dialogue is cheesy, and the lore is never fully explained. It is, however, one of the most thoroughly enjoyable films that I have ever had the pleasure of viewing, and I've rewatched it more times than I can count.
There is a lot of things to love about this film; the soundtrack by Queen, the romance between Connor and Heather, the gorgeous Scottish landscapes that serve as a…
This film is entirely unenjoyable to watch. There is perhaps twenty minutes of watchable content within the entire film, barricaded on either side by a series of dull, dragging scenes of nothing but slowly drifting spaceships, a nonscensical plot, and an unsatisfying ending that left me despairing at the 2 hours and 29 minutes of my life that I would never get back.
Even worse than the film itself is the over-inflated reputation it has. No amount of "groundbreaking special…
