Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Royal Tenenbaums 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Pagoda, my sweet, my dear, you’re a star

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  The Da Vinci Code 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Hear me out. It’s like National Treasure meets Passion of the Christ. Anxiety 7/5

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  I feel like I stayed home from school and turned on my older sibling’s video game where I kinda know how to stay alive but I’m not doing too well because I don’t actually know how anything works and I missed the introduction to the game aka life. Amazing no notes.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Producers: You make that vamp movie yet?
  Robert Eggers: Sure did boss! Real sexy just like you asked.
  Producers: What?

  *I watched the extended cut