Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  my life didn’t start until I first saw this movie

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  The Muppets 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  this is my movie magic. this is what I believe in. I love nothing more than the whimsy that this film fills me with

Popular reviews

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  The Last Five Years 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025 2

  Packed it all up the minute he answered the phone and it was Random House.

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  Red One 2024

  ★½ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  ok militarized Santa

  ok sexy polar bear 

  ok The Rock saying “I love kids” 

  ok strange sexy fetish snowman 

  ok Nick Kroll cunty leg splits

  and finally, ok, and god bless, 100mg of edibles