fucking hell. i don’t write actual reviews this often but i feel like i have to. robert pattinson actually killed it in this role. i love awkward and pathetic men like everyone else here does but he plays that role like his life depends on it. the pacing was incredible and had me the entire duration of the film. toni colette and mark ruffalo infuriated me to the point where i genuinely forgot it was all acting.
the world building…
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Marching Powder 2025
not a fan of danny dyer myself but honestly this wasn’t as bad as i thought, actually made me laugh at some points but the end was so bad im conflicted….. also weird seeing that a lot of this film was shot near where i live big up havering😝🗣️
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
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best part was when freddy said ‘it’s fazzin time!’ and fazzed all over everyone
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Poor Things 2023
a diabolical film that i cannot put into words, but definitely not in a good way. poor things is a film where you can tell it was directed by a man, under the thick disguise of 1st wave feminism; where sex is the highway to women’s liberation. only to reveal it is probably and most definitely one of their twisted, predatory fantasies. the quantity of sex scenes in this film is incredibly absurd and unnecessary, considering the main attraction for…
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