Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elf 2003

  ★ Added

  FUCK THIS STUPID ELF I HOPE HE GETS RAN OVER BY SANTAS SLEIGH

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Added

  This movie changed my life

Popular reviews

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  The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie 2008

  ★ Rewatched 28 Oct 2023

  I have a lot to say about this movie. First of all, I am 31M and i have a child who is 4F. My ex wife is 33F. My child (whom i will not name for privacy reasons so we will just call her my daughter), is a really big fan of the VeggieTales franchise, but I think this movie has pushed it too far. 
  Once my daughter discovered this movie, she would not stop watching it. It was fine at…

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  Tusk 2014

  ★★ Added 1

  This movie was so scary that i thought wallace was gonna come to my house and turn me into a walrus just like him