Joaquín

Joaquín

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  • Dìdi (弟弟)

    ★★★★

  • Mea Culpa

    ★½

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

  • In a Violent Nature

    ★★★

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  • Mea Culpa

    Mea Culpa

    ★½

    Holy cow where to begin….idk. This film was mfing hilarious, I’d flipped out if I found out that none of the actors didn’t have fun making this spectacular, elevated tubi movie. Idk what threw this into fantasy more for me; the acting or the events with 9th grade film class esque-execution that took place. The paint scene was kinda coh visually but…😹 yeah. I’ll come back when I remember what scene was the funniest.

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

    The Strangers: Chapter 1

    As a fan of the original as long as regarding as one of my fav horror films of all time; this shit was disappointing and it hurt. I had no real expectations based off the trailers alone and came with an opened mind but it wasn’t enough. This film is the epitome of copying someone else’s homework without understanding the substance of why the original was +A material. This movie is the doodlebob to the original literally to the point…

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    Dawg why

  • Sloppy Seconds

    Sloppy Seconds

    ★½

    “Did you fuck that 🥷🏾 while I was outside smokin”