Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  I wanted to love this more than I did. 

  If it came out in 2007, I’d be as obsessed with it as I was Sweeney Todd. If it came out in 2011, my Tumblr would be riddled with gifsets of it. It’s 2024, and all I could focus on was how he sounded like Nandor the Relentless every time he spoke.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  Fantastic! Never want to watch it again.

Popular reviews

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  The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  I really wanted this to be the Christmas kickoff movie for my 2024. Unfortunately, it just felt very bland and hollow.

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  The Shift 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  Across the Spider-Verse except there was no sexy 6’9” Mexican/Irish Spider-Man and instead it was about Job from the Bible.

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