Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Howl's Moving Castle 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Hell yea dog

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  Muppets from Space 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  This fucking rules its got everything great music hell yea

Popular reviews

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  Blue Jean 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Jun 2023

  Great across the board. The beans on toast was a little jarring.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  Oh “this movie is so raunchy” or “those scenes were so gross”? Girl just say you’re fucking straight and lame. Who hasn’t guzzled a little cum or slurped up some period blood?? Grow up. This movie wasn’t disappointing because it was classist (it isn’t and anyone who says it is didn’t watch the movie) its disappointing because its not gay enough and its not really about anything. Shot well I guess, idk I got a B- in intro to cinema.