Favorite films

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  If you take a shot every time Michael Fassbender looks charmingly creepy and Cate Blanchett looks hot, you’ll be wasted 30 minutes in.

  P.S. I quite literally got drunk.

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  Picture This 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  It was fine. Had about 2.5 interesting moments, 4 romantically awkward scenes between the main couple, and honestly? Could’ve skipped it… but Simone Ashley 😍

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Mickey 17 — sci-fi, satire, and absolute absurdity.

  Pattinson delivers tragedy, comedy, and the darkest Batman yet. Ruffalo and Collette go full cartoon villain. Humanity is almost doomed, but at least it’s funny.

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  Cracks 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Lord of the Flies, but make it British boarding school drama. The whole film slowly suffocates you in the best (worst) way possible.

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