Valyri Sheffner Harris

Valyri Sheffner Harris

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Favorite films

  • Perfect Lives
  • Inland Empire
  • I-Be Area
  • Reflections of Evil

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  • A Serious Man

    ★★★★½

  • The Curse

    ★★★★★

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★

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  • The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary

    The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary

    ★★★★½

    This is one of the worst fucking YTPs I've ever seen. But it IIIIIIIIIIIS from 2003, so,

  • Weekend

    Weekend

    ★★★★

    I'd probably give this a 10 if I hadn't had to see that Actual Footage Of Animals Getting Their Throats Cut Into :|

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  • Perfect Lives

    Perfect Lives

    ★★★★★

    Perfect Lives . it's my favorite piece of media ever conceived. Nobody put the cage quote here so I guess I will :)

    "What about the Bible? Or the Koran? we have Perfect Lives." -John Cage

    Robert Ashley is just totally fucking incredible. Sometimes he'll just, casually make up history, but not in a way that feels like storytelling, it's just things he mentions in passing, and you look it up and there's not one lick of truth to it.…

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    the part with the weird face was CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!