Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cunk on Christmas 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  "Do you think that Father Christmas will still be allowed in the country after Brexit?"

  get philomena interviewing more kids!! only they could come up with the genius that is brexit won't affect santa because the police can't catch him in the sky!

  love u so much miss cunk. please never change.

  3.5/5. sir charles dickings. ghost jizz. santa judging kids based on parental income.

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  "Been that girl."

  I love you keke palmer!!! i would sit and watch you read a chicken shop menu i don't care she's the funniest person in the world !!

  a decent duo comedy with funny moments. keke & sza have great chemistry on screen and though the plot slightly loses itself in the final act, it's still a strong comedy with great acting from the two of them. obsessed with keke's decision to play every character as slightly bisexual no matter what she's in or what the plot calls for.

  GIVE US MORE KEKE !!!

  3.5/5. principal ava coleman?? keke carries. sza can act. i laughed!

Popular reviews

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  Growing Fangs 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  "I'm a vampire...and human."

  this feels as though someone created this in a lab specifically with my interests in mind. insanely criminal that disney is gatekeeping this on their platform & that the only reason i found it is because i went digging on their app for something to watch.

  MEXICAN VAMPIRE GIRL. CRUSH ON CAPTAIN OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM WHO IS A GIRL?? muslim witch nurse who i am in love with?? school for monsters??? vampire family keeping their religious…

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  "Hey, Fleck, you feeling crazy today or what?

  here at vampir3lover we keep things professional and honest. so you can trust me when i tell you that joker was a colossal waste of time and an insult to DC, lady gaga, and the whole of cinema.

  i have watched some truly awful films in my life. films with clunky dialogue, stale acting, and all together terrible directing. but those films didn't pretend to be 'high art'. they committed to what…