Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  please do not the cat

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  I never wanna see another penis in my likfe bro. That thing was slinging and slonging all oevr the place.

Popular reviews

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★★★ Added

  He is just like me. I am just like him. Never have I related to a fictional character more than I have with Bateman. I, too, fantasize about shoving a cat into an ATM. I, too, so dearly want to cleave Jared Leto's face in half. Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman is the perfect man.

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2022

  I am no better than the men who live, breathe, and consume this movie. I loved every absurdity it presented and I am disgusted with myself that i enjoyed it so much. On another note, I'm never listening to Pixies ever again.