Vanderkalm

Vanderkalm Pro

Just some dude who's got THOUGHTS!
I try to make 'em worthwhile.

5 Stars = Perfect (to me) Movie
1/2 Star = Actually Evil

Favorite films

  • Little Big Man
  • The Third Man
  • Something Wild
  • The Thing

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  • Hackers

    ★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★★★

  • Galaxy of Terror

    ★★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

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  • Deadpool

    Deadpool

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Fire Birds

    Fire Birds

    This movie is not so much the anti “Top Gun” as it’s anti-cinema… “Fire Birds” seems to be aggressively making every wrong decision creatively as if on a dare, squandering what on the surface seems to be a can’t miss proposition. There had been many military hardware adventure films through the ’80's, “Top Gun”, “Iron Eagle”, etc., but never one with Apache Helicopters. It’s an excellent idea, Apache’s are fascinating machines that work in tandem with smaller spotter helicopters for…

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  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★½

    “Hundreds Of Beavers” is less silly than this movie.

  • Galaxy of Terror

    Galaxy of Terror

    ★★★½

    Watching a 1981 Roger Corman movie called “Galaxy Of Terror” I’ve never seen in 4K. James Cameron did the effects, production design, and 2nd unit direction and you can really tell. People who worked on it say Cameron directed almost all of it, this screams dry run for “Aliens”. Looks fantastic.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★★★

    “I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it.” - Stinger


    I haven’t seen this movie in 25 years and it’s interesting to see it through adult eyes instead of a teenager’s. I expected a shallow propaganda piece that was hi-lariously of it’s time with lazy acting coasting on charisma but shockingly, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but “Top Gun” may be a legitimate iconic classic. Wait, wait, come back, I’m not done!

    I didn’t expect this.…