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Recent reviews

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  Split 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Elite potential at his best, rock bottom at his worst… M. Night Shyamalan truly is the Jamal Murray of cinema.

  Also, open.spotify.com/track/0B1a7gUJU5DBNptRszSElA?si=-Si9vW1mSJuyb9zA6g4qHQ

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  Cool Cat Saves the Kids 2015

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Is this what they mean by Lynchian horror? Are we the idiots for watching this? Are we the idiots for not understanding Derek Savage’s brilliance? Does Derek Savage want to subject us to the pain and misery of life? Is this inverse therapy? Is this a masterpiece? Is this a piece of shit? Am I real? Is Derek Savage a genius or is he insane? Or he is both? Or is he just a troll laughing at us? Is this…

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  A compelling premise and an engaging first act gone to waste because the writers are more interested in making you sit through what feels like a comically elaborate powerpoint presentation rather than, you know, A MOVIE

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  Crimson Tide 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I love movies where the casting is basically just aura maxing. Denzel, Viggo, Gene Hackman, Tony Soprano… like, we’re literally not allowed to dislike this movie, right?

  Also, one of the rare cases of a heavily dutch angled movie where it’s actually brilliant and not just an annoying gimmick. 

  RIP Gene Hackman
  RIP Tony Scott

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