Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  In my Kevin Smith era (high, blubbering like a baby over superhero movies)

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  That scene where Peter is telling Aunt May about the night that Uncle Ben died—the night that Peter’s own pettiness-inspired inaction resulted in a loved one dying in an brutal act of gun violence—that scene ends with Peter saying “Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who did the right thing” and it hits me like a runaway New York City subway train.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  Watched 22 Jul 2023

  I spent a whole year in a pink room where I did nothing but think about death.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  Watched 23 Sep 2024

  I’ve been thinking about this bonkers ass movie ever since I saw it last night and I’d go see it again right now if I could. 

  I think the labels of this being the “worst movie ever” are unfair because the worst movies ever are mind numbingly boring and totally forgettable. Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis may be a lot of things but this big, flashy, and decadent portrait of America as Rome with chariot races at Madison Square Garden and…