Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Polar Express 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2024

  Would be immediately improved by replacing all instances of Tom Hanks with Tom Waits.

  Unnecessarily horrifying.

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2024

  I have never seen the original movie, I can pretty safely say it is improved by songs.

Popular reviews

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 Oct 2023

  Imagine having a character who is entirely cgi, whose voice is so distorted that the actor is completely unrecognizable, and you pay fucking Jared Leto for that.

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